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Monday, 29 September 2014

SAY THE TRUTH!!! Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church?

 SAY THE TRUTH!!! Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church?
1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.


2 Answering/Making call during service

3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.


4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand

5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them

6 Wearing Headphones while in church

7 Sagging to church

8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister

9 Checking out a brother

10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating

11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother

12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering

13 Toasting a sister in church

14 Toasting a brother in church

15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church

16 Telling yourself in your mind “Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home”; especially during prolonged sermon

17 Telling yourself “This man should finish this unending announcement”.

18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.

19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon.

20 Carrying ‘CD’ inside your wallet and go to church

21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue

23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time

24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again

25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher

26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit

27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)

28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.

29 Lusting after the pastor
 
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

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2 comments:

  1. 5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them

    ReplyDelete
  2. 8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister but thatz does not mean am not concentrating

    ReplyDelete

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