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Saturday, 13 September 2014

Man wearing “invisible ring” jumps over bank counter to take cash

There was confusion on Bankole Street, Isheri-Oke, Lagos when residents woke up to the sight of a woman hanging on a tree. The woman, popularly called Kate in the area, was found dead in a black sweater and orange skirt under a pear tree.

1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense

Nigeria’s Economic and Financial Crimes Commission is on the trail of a group of computer hackers, who have stolen N6.28billion, about $40million, from a new generation Nigerian bank.

How Many Animals Do You See In The Above Picture?

Health Minister, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu had yesterday revealed that there really is no reason school should remain closed after september.

Davido Shows Off His Father’s New Toy! [Photo]

The newspaper had in the said publication written in part "it is not a secret affair as his terrorist activities in the state are fully documented".

Nicki Minaj Barred from Entering her High School, Principal says she isnt a Role Model

Nicki Minaj wanted to go back to her high school and inspire students there.Her new high school principal declined.She felt so bad she took to twitter to air her mind.. I guess it has to do with her anaconda video and the principal feels she isn’t a role model .

The “temptation” was way too much for him to handle! Next time, take the front seat, David!

No fewer than 50 persons have been feared dead, with several others injured in the Synagogue Church building collapse in Lagos.

Dating can be confusing, especially after a failed relationship. It’s human nature to have a tendency to get nervous and obsess about getting into the right relationship, especially after experiencing heartache.

Popular R&B singer, Banky W, has taken a three-month break from the crowded Naija music scene to get more knowledge that could help set him apart from his colleagues in the months and years ahead.

Throw Back Picture Of Life!

ndications have emerged that the Lagos State Government might not respect the Federal Government directives that all schools should resume September 22 .

ebola1 [Must Read] The Untold Story Of Ebola Virus

Real Madrid FC named best European club for 2014.

After winning their 10th Champions League title, Real Madrid Football Club has been named the best European club in the World at the 2014 ECA Awards.

35 year old Usher, who has remained ageless got sexy with models in the September issue of Fault Magazine.

The actress who is no stranger to flaunting her wealth showed off her Vertu Constellation, android powered phone rumoured to be valued at $6,700 – that’s roughly N1m!!!

The management of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife, through its Public Relations Officer of the OAU, Mr. Abiodun Olanrewaju has said that the female student of the institution who was suspected to have the Ebola virus and moved to Lagos State has tested negative to the virus.

The police in Lagos on Thursday arraigned a 23-year -old man, who allegedly stabbed his girlfriend for desiring to quit their relationship.

The Oscar Pistorius trial adjourned Friday in South Africa, after the judge absolved the star runner of all murder charges but indicated he could still be found guilty of homicide.

Nigerian pop sensation, Iyanya Mbuk is trying to secure a duet with sexy American rapper, Nicki Minaj,

Accoriding to him, ‘Since I came out, there has always been this comparison between me and Wizkid, but there’s room for everybody, we are not doing the same thing.

According to him it's never too late to start your dreams....

After topping the iTunes Nigeria chart for some weeks now, the album has sold a higher number of copies and according to feelers, it will break other records.

There are indications that Boko Haram has agreed to swap some of the abducted 219 Chibok girls for 18 commanders.

Telecoms subscribers in Nigeria have reportedly spent about ₦602.6 billion on airtime for their phones to make calls in the first five months of the year, spanning January to May, New Telegraph investigations have revealed.

The Nigerian Union of Teachers, NUT, have threatened to go on a nationwide strike if the Federal government does not shift the date of resumption as well as put in place measures that would protect their members from contracting the deadly Ebola virus while teaching in schools.

Pastor Chris and his wife might just be back in each other's embrace. It is possible.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has announced it will be donating $50million (N8billion) to support the efforts of Nigeria and other West African countries hit by the Ebola Virus outbreak in containing the spread of the deadly virus.

It’s not everyday a guy can be so lucky to have a beautiful lady’s oranges as pillow. *lol* See more…

9ice, who is from Ogbomoso, Oyo state, visited his constituency today He addressed a large crowd that gathered at the Town hall in Oja Igbo, and promised that if elected to represent Ogbomoso Federal constituency 1, he will use this salary to do developmental projects in the constituency.

In a fight to take over their towns back from Boko Haram, reports coming in from Adamawa state is that about 8o members of the sect have been killed by youths and vigilantes in Muchika and Madagali local government of the state on Tuesday night, September 9.

LIVE: South Africa vs Nigeria

South Africa have not beaten Nigeria since November 2004 but will face a Super Eagles side reeling from a shock defeat to Congo

Beiber who teamed up with model, Lara stone to introduce Ora, was booed by the crowd as he made his way to the stage to speak and in a rather witty move to make the crowd stop the 'booeing', Beiber sent the ladies sprawling by stripping to his boxers.

The figure was derived by analysis of the the subscriber data released monthly by the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), and the current industry’s Average Revenue Per User (ARPU) provided by telecoms operators.