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Thursday 9 October 2014

10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List

 
NORMAL PEOPLE
This folks do everything moderately in changing dp, pm, chatting you up and they keep in touch every ones in a while.



GHOSTMODE PEOPLE
This folks just never do anything, never change dp, never change pm, never sends BCs, but if you chat them up they will respond, so you wonder how can someone be on bbm and be so quiet

EVERPRESENT PEOPLE
Menh, they are everywhere change dp at a rate of 20 per min, pm at 10 per sec, can send BC to say sometin as silly as "hi everyone" , first to wake last to sleep and you wonder if the person is possessed

SELFIE (SH) PEOPLE
They picture is all u see and no one else, no matter who you are, even if it is ur wedding they will still put a selfie of themselves attending the wedding na wa for them

UNKNOWN PICTURE

They will put pictures of only fine girls, fine boys, and also pictures of others during their birthdays but never their own pictures, so if u no sabi who add u gats beg them for their name and who them be

EMOTIONAL DRAMA PEOPLE
They always have a problem every second and for each problem their is an appropriate dp and pm for it, always puting pictures of words and will not let us hear word all day

FUNNY PEOPLE grin
They scout for funny pitures everywhere and use them as dps, they can be fun people because atleast you can always laugh whenever they change dp or pm

MONITORING SPIRITS cheesy cheesy
I mean this folks are on your case, day and night, 7 days a week 24 7, they will never leave you nor forsake you. And if u delete them another one will just arise. Every contact on earth have this people on them and they are here to stay

UP TO DATE PEOPLE
We know where they are, what they are doing, who is with them, how they are doing what they are doing, whom they are doing it to, in short they can't sneeze without putting it up as a pm first and I'm like *we don't give a spoon menh*

BOO & BOOLETS
Their relationship is literally online, if they are fine we will know, if they are fighting we will know, if one has eaten and the other has not we will know even if they just had six we must definitely know, They won't allow single people breath and spare us the unwanted convo

PM ADDRESS SYSTEM PEOPLE
This people have conversations with other people via pm so we know who they are talking to and what they are saying like it is any of our business Mstchew

Hope i got them all

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